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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Gem-Con 2021}}
==GEM-CON 2021==
Join us for GemCon 2021!

We're gearing up for Gem-Con 2021! Join other pilots in a week-long celebration of Gemini Station! Ticket availability is limited!


===SPECIAL GUESTS===
* Nor
** Meet the creator and developer of Gemini Station: Nor. He will be sharing the history of Gem's development from scribbles on a few sheets of paper to the interactive space trading game it now is. 
* Cav
**Meet Cav, the real-life inspiration for the charactor: Cav. Cav will be giving insight on some of his real-life exploits that inspired stories in Gem. 
* Pancake
** Meet the famed cat Cav's pet is based on. Pancake will be sharing some classic meows from several of her featured stories.
**<del>Meet and pet scheduled for 4:00 pm.</del>
**Meet and pet canceled due to multiple threat reports. 
* Michael Shanks
** Co-Star of the hit syndicated T.V. show: Stargate SG-1 will be joining us for some reason.

===SCHEDULE OF EVENTS===
* Day 1 - Freighterman OP
** Join us for a lively discussion on the topic of freighters and their status as overpowered loot-boxes. 
* Day 2 - GIB
** Nor will regale us with typical demands from players, such as "Gib moar lore", "Gib new complicated game mechanics now", and simply, "Gib".
* Day 3 - Unnecessary Pings
** Random low-priority alerts will be sent to every attendee at random intervals throughout the day. 
* Day 4 - Ticket Priorities
** Attendees will have the opportunity to hear a lecture detailing the differences in support ticket priorities. They will also learn that most tickets are normal - low priority.
* Day 5 - GIB Pt. 2
** A continuation of day 1's discussion.  
* Day 6 - Suros Insult Camp
** Learn how to develop and deliver insults like Suros. Burn ointment will be provided. 
* Day 7 - Closing Remarks
** Nor will thank everyone for they're continued dedicated to helping make Gemini Station and its community amazing. 

===EXHIBIT HALL===
Come face-to-face with your favorite pieces of Gemini Station's lore!
* Pancake's Litterbox
** Explore Pancake's actual litterbox! 
* Miscellaneous Garbage Treasure Hunt
** Sift though a metric ton of miscellaneous garbage to find exciting prizes!
* Pin the Neural Interface on Ganther
** Think you've got what it takes to correctly place Ganther's Neural Interface on his face?
* Pancake's Escape Room
** Figure out what Pancake wants to escape the room in 60 minutes or less!
* Martian Foods Sample Station
** Get a taste of what classic Mars cusine taste like! Puke bins are readily available. 
* Hacking Challenge
** Test your real life hack rating against the bank nextdoor's firewall!
* Floridaman Vs. Polandman
** Watch as Haggis and Watcheroo fight to decide if Floridaman or Polandman is the greatest. 
* Boots & Tears 
** Sample some of Earth's finest water in boot-shaped carafes!

Tickets go on sale on 4/1/2021 for $709 each. All sales are final

Happy April fools, meatbags!